Ruler of the roost. Big Man on Campus. Head Hancho. The Big Cheese. Boss-man.
You can call me Captain or Sir if you want.
Because I've come to the realization that there is nothing I can not do.
Let's see...
I feed myself Baby Mums Mums and Teething Crackers like 3 or 4 times a day.
Sometimes I go wild and eat fruit puffs. Not too many, though, I want to keep up a certain physique.
I pull myself up to play the piano. I can reach the white keys and sometimes- if I am on my tippy toes I
can even hit the black ones.
I climb stairs. Which is great exercise for my heart. (and my mom)
I can turn the TV off and on by just pushing one button. There's never any shows on though. It's just a black screen. I put a complaint in the box... but you know how those boxes are. They don't ever read the complaints.
I turn the pages to all the books mom reads me. I determine the pace. Sometimes we take it slow and mom reads the same page four or five times and then there are times I want to get on with my day and we whiz through books taking them two- sometimes three pages at a time.
I undo my own diaper. Sometimes it needs changed and sometimes I just want a little fresh air.
I have let my hair grow super long in the back. Honing in my hippie vibes. Yeah, it's kinda rebellious. I won't let my mom cut it. But let me tell you, it is soft hair ma' ladies. Super soft.
I hold my own wash rag in the tub and, when so inclined, I scrub my body with it.
I open drawers, cupboards, closets, chests, boxes, purses, dishwashers... you name it... I can figure out how to open it and empty it. Skills, babe. Skills.
When we are at the playground I go like 20 feet away from mom without even turning around to see if she is still there. I know. Wild streak. Buy me a Harley-I'm ready to bust out of here!
I'm your basic Hunk.
Did I mention I'm a world class snuggler?
Hahahaha! Oh Koooollleeyyyy, You had me at Mum Mums.
ReplyDeletehhahahha, cracking up, love the mohawk too
ReplyDeleteOMGoodness - just looking at the picture is enough to get me pregnant again. He is adorable. :)
ReplyDeleteI like the "wild streak" at the playground - you go dude!
Great post.
You ARE a world-class snuggler. I get jealous. You need to have a talk with Gage about being more snuggly with his mommy. I can't believe all the stuff you can do. You are amazing. You also forgot to mention that, when you make a break for it at the playground, you attempt to eat wood chips.
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