Grandpa Poulsen would probably tell me I'm 547.5 days old. He's mathy like that.
That equates to a year and a half.
And lemme tell ya...
Good times NEVER seemed so good.
I've got it!
It started when my Mom watched an episode of Glee while I was awake. This never happens. When I'm up the TV is off. Totally lame. Anyway, one day she caved and we watched an ep. And, for the first time, I heard musical magic.
"Baby, Baby, Baby...Oooooh!"
The TV was singing right to me! I'm a baby!
I was hypnotized. In a trance like state I danced and clapped and laughed.
My dearest kindest mother, seeing my love for this Justin Bieber song, started singing it to me when I would be struggling with a diaper change or eating or getting dressed or taking a nap.
She'd sing, "Baby, Baby, Baby" and I'd pipe in the "Oooooo!" In my highest falsetto voice.
Now, that it's been about a month (and I've watched the music video 1500 times on YouTube) I can sing the whole line by myself.
And I sing it all. The. Time.
Mostly when I am trying to go to sleep...if you walk past my door... you'll hear a faint "baby... baby... baby... ooooooo....."
Oh. And I'm thinking of starting to do my hair like The Biebs. Mom says it's time to ditch the hair band.