The Paper Shredder DeLUXE

My favorite toy is my horse.  But that's really hard for my mom to lug everywhere...bless her heart for trying to.  My favorite transportable toy that is literally ev. ER. EE.where is....PAPER! 
I love to rip it, crunkle it, slobber on it, eat it, roll around on it, hold it up to the light, fold it in to paper airplanes.  Well...okay... I can't fold it into planes yet.  But it's on my "to conquer" list.

So!  When I come over... please have a nice stack of paper.  Old mail will do just fine.  But magazines... magazines are my favorite.  I'll take catalogues also.  I love that shiny glossy paper.

Uh huh. Me likey!



Baby MumMums?  Uh huh.  Me likey.

Sweet Potatoes?  Uh huh.  Me likey!





Carrots/Applesauce?  Uh huh.  Me likey!



Porterhouse Steak?  Uh huh.  Me LIKEY!









To Infinity and Beyond!

This week the Groundhog brought me a new car seat.  What?  The Groundhog didn't bring you anything?  My new car seat is awesome.  I wouldn't even call it a car seat.  I would call it a Comfort-Enhancing-Recliner-with-built-in-Safety-Restraints.  Rolls off the tongue.  This was incredibly needed.  My other one was itty bitty.  For an itty bitty baby.  Not for me.  I'm a big baby.   But I AM still a baby and big or not I want a seat that fits me.  My mom and dad have been squeezing me into my Infant Seat (emphasis on infant) and I have to say... (Grandmas cover your ears)... it would make me cry.  Lots.  The fish was just too big for it's bowl.

But those days are gone.

I am flying first class these days.  Platinum baby!  First of all, it's roomy.  My feet don't hang off the bottom and my head doesn't hang out the top.  Already a big BIG plus.  (Emphasis on big.)  I can grow into this thing.  My mom is hoping it will last longer than six months.  I'm thinking it will.  I'm hoping it will.  I can live in my chair.  Which brings me to the second reason my heart beats for my chair.

My new chair has pillows!  PILLOWS!  I don't even get a pillow in my cribber.  There is a soft cushy pillow for my tushy.  There are pillows for my arms, so I can rest them while I look out the window (I'll hit that in a minute).  And there is a divine pillow that surrounds my entire head.  So I can sleep without a crick in my neck.  Oh, it's beautiful.

And, as I mentioned... I can see out the window.  Before two days ago, I didn't even know there was a window. 
And finally, I get a cup holder.  For my sippy.  I'm not allowed to drink and ride.  But... I'm looking forward to it.
I love it love it love it.
Thank you Groundhog.  I'm very happy.  And cozy.