Friday, February 24, 2012

I can say...

Soooo, Guess what?

I CAN TALK!

It's big news around here.  If you say something, I'll repeat it for you.  It's not crystal clear.  But ya get the gist.  And, I only talk at certain times.  For instance, I never talk in front of other kids.  Too shy.  I rarely talk in front of any one other than mom and Dad.  I don't like to talk right before bed either.  If you try drilling me then... it just won't work.  It is no time to educate me when I am sleepy.

Mom made a list of the words I can say.  I can say 90 words!

  1. bowl
  2. spoon
  3. milk
  4. more
  5. go
  6. car
  7. truck
  8. choo choo
  9. done
  10. dad
  11. shoe
  12. sock
  13. pants
  14. eyes
  15. ears
  16. belly
  17. baby
  18. side (means outside)
  19. seat
  20. Mommy
  21. cheese
  22. key
  23. quack quack
  24. barn
  25. door
  26. coat
  27. no
  28. Uh oh
  29. Oh no  (I know it's sorta cheating counting these last three... but I'm proud of myself!)
  30. crash
  31. park
  32. dog
  33. ball
  34. chair
  35. couch
  36. toast
  37. push
  38. night-night
  39. bear
  40. up
  41. TV
  42. cookie
  43. cake
  44. bird
  45. tree
  46. apple
  47. bus
  48. honk
  49. kids
  50. poo poo
  51. diap (means diaper.  I'll point to my whizzer when I say this... in case you don't understand me)
  52. oh yeah!
  53. cool
  54. book
  55. bee
  56. sweep
  57. clean
  58. bee-kit (blanket)
  59. light
  60. off
  61. Ewww!  Gross!
  62. PU
  63. stinky
  64. see
  65. wow
  66. sauce
  67. pizza
  68. peach
  69. cup
  70. sheep
  71. sleep
  72. ouch
  73. bunny
  74. kitty
  75. meow
  76. tick tock
  77. pig
  78. cow
  79. moo
  80. Ho!  Ho!  Ho!
  81. monkey
  82. Moose
  83. rock
  84. hello
  85. bye
  86. hoot
  87. bum
  88. cold
  89. pee pee
  90. Kole

See I'm SMART!  I know this video has really gone viral.  But I put it up here for the Grandmas to see.  And, don't worry, I'm making more.  I think it'll be a series.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

3 Videos. Koley and Greta Girl.

The Adventures of Koley In Pictures.

I wear a hat every single day.


Sun up.  To sun down.
Them there cattle need me.


I practice my piano.
Working on some Beehtoven.


Mom covers me in blankets.


Every blanket in the house that is.
Pretty deep!
It's so soft and cushy!
It's heaven.

One day Mom thought she lost me.





I was just under the bed.

I thought I'd be stuck there.
Forever.

This is how I am the 30 minutes before Dad gets home.
It's rough.
For everyone.


I like to eat big kids food at the big kids table.
High Chair... Schmigh chair.


I enjoy playing with my zoo.
I'm a very scientific man.

This was before I got my hair cut.
Honing Willie Nelson.

And after, Mom wanted to make sure we could still put it in a pony tail.


I wait for Dad by the window every night.
Nice legs, huh?
I should model for Venus.